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Monthly Archives: June 2019

Fake Headteacher: Hang on… I used to be good.

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Posted on June 23, 2019 by headteachernewsletter

Support plans that don’t support. Continue reading →

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Fake Headteacher: I need to see a doctor!

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Posted on June 20, 2019 by headteachernewsletter

I’m having terrible nightmares at the moment. In my dream, I have an extremely positive conversation with staff at my new school. It’s the same conversation every night. It’s truly awful. It’s affecting my sleep. It goes something like this… … Continue reading →

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Fake Headteacher: You must run a club – Newsletter No.24

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Posted on June 20, 2019 by headteachernewsletter

Dear Staff, I am very disappointed that many of you are refusing to run morning, lunch time and after school clubs. They are an important part of school life and pupils deserve to be able to enrich their school experience … Continue reading →

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Fake Headteacher: Governors…trust me – Newsletter No.23

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Posted on June 13, 2019 by headteachernewsletter

Trust me. I will deliver. At any cost. Continue reading →

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But you get all the holidays!

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Posted on June 1, 2019 by headteachernewsletter

Billy works in an office. He is talking to his teacher friend. But you get all those paid holidays! Lucky you. We do but our salary is spread out over the year. It’s complicated. But yes, the holidays are a … Continue reading →

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